January 2012
frankanthonyiero:
my mom just texted me asking what kind of animal a thesaurus was
friend: Wanna hear a joke?
me: go for it.
friend: "What's the difference between a pile of dead children and a pile of bowling balls?"
me: i've heard this one before. "you can't pick up bowling balls with a pitchfork."
friend: "There are no bowling balls in Homestuck."
me:
friend:
A short horror story
Favourite band: Our world tour does not include your country.
"Butterflies can't see their wings. They can't see...
vibesatmywindow:
stop having a good url if you don’t have a good blog it’s misleading alright
